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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 10:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What types of cushioning does Nike use in their running shoes?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Stocks Rise as Oil Fades and Fed Bets Sink Yields: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Kirk Cousins spoke to the media — Here are 5 things we learned - Atlanta Falcons

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

So they tried

What's the difference between a zero shot, a few shot, and a chain of thought prompting?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Pope Leo XIV Dons White Sox Hat During Public General Audience in Vatican - Sports Illustrated

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Orioles Place Ryan Mountcastle On 10-Day IL, Recall Coby Mayo - MLB Trade Rumors

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?

Still no good

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

HBO and CNN owner Warner Bros Discovery to split in two - BBC

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Florence gallery says portrait damaged by visitor taking a selfie - BBC

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why would a person always be so tired?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

What transforms the philosophical intellect?